誰當老大？

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.

當一個身體剛完成的時候，所有的器官想要當這身體的老大。



The brain said, " I should be Boss because

I control the whole body's responses and functions.



頭腦就說；我應該當老大，因為我支配著整個身體的運作，反應跟功能。



The hands said, " We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart,



接著手就說了；我應該當老大因為都是我在做事賺錢。



the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up.

就這樣一路，心臟，肺臟跟眼睛也加入了爭執，最後屁眼（英譯 ： 白癡）說話了......我要當老大！！！



All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss.

所有的器官一同取笑屁眼想當老大



So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

屁眼一氣之下，將自己塞起來，不爽，罷工去了



Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.

在很短的時間內，眼睛，手，腳就開始不聽使喚，心臟，肺臟也開始失去功能，連腦都支持不下去了



Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss,

so the motion was passed.

最後，大家還是決議讓屁眼當老大．



All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

所以, 當所有的器官都在做事時, 就老大坐著拉屎 (英譯：說屁話)



Moral of the story:

這故事告訴你：



You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.

想當老大？哈！任何白癡都可以當老大！！！